Post by sarahd4deppfan on Oct 11, 2008 6:00:11 GMT -5
Tom: Two personalities
Tom was walking down the street when he went round a corner and didn’t see a car coming. The car knocked him off his feet and Tom rolled across the hood and fell back to the floor. “Oh sh*t!” cried out the man who ran him over. The man saw Tom was not moving and shakily pressed 911 on his phone.
Fuller’s phone rang and he picked it up “yeah, calling Jump Street”. “Captain Fuller? Your officer, Tom Hanson had been in a car accident. This is his doctor, Mr. Ash. Will you come and check in?” said the doctor “yes, I’ll be on my way the other officer’s too, if they can come” “yeah, yeah they can come. See you now” the doctor hung up. Fuller puts down the phone with a worried face. “Jude, Doug, Harry come in my office” Fuller called. Doug, Judy and Harry exchanged glances because the sound of Fuller voice seemed upset. “Is something wrong?” Judy quickly asked Fuller as Doug and Harry entered Fuller’s room with her. “Hanson is in hospital, he had been hit by a car” Fuller worriedly said. They stared at Fuller shocked. “Oh, god is he ok?” Doug asked frightened. “I don’t know yet. We have to go see him now immediately” Fuller answered.
They were all at the hospital waiting room including Tom’s mum. They all sat worriedly. “What if my baby’s dead? Why can’t they tell us if he is alive or not?!” Hanson’s mum sobbed. Judy put a comforting arm around Hanson’s mum. They all sat up when a doctor came in “Mr. Hanson?” said the doctor. They all nodded. “Tom is alive. He has three broken ribs and there had been damage to his brain. He is unconscious so when he wakes up we can check if he has any concussion or amnesia. You can see him now if you want” explained the doctor. They all walked in Tom’s room, seeing Tom lying on the bed unconscious. Tom had a bandage round his head. “Lucky the car was at a rather minimal speed, otherwise he wouldn’t make it. People die from car crashes everyday” said the doctor. Hanson’s mum stroked his face “when is he going to wake up?” she asked. “Hopefully soon” replied the doctor.
Three weeks later Tom finally woke up. “Oh, Tom how are you?” cried Judy happily. “Urrhh, I have a headache and I feel sick. Why am I here?!” Tom panicked. “You were hit by a car, you’re gonna be ok” Judy soothed. “Oh cripes am I an idiot? I went through years about being safe on the road!” whined Tom “accidents happen” said Fuller. Doug and Harry came in surprised Tom was awake. “Tom!” Doug rushed to his side. “Hey, Doug” said Tom rubbing his head and finding a bandage was round his head “that’s why I have a splitting headache!” the doctor came to Tom “there had been damage to your brain. Are you remembering things fine?” asked the doctor. “Well, I know my name is Tom Hanson, yeah I remember everything fine except that I had been hit by a car but that’s because it happened so fast” explained Tom. “Alright but we’ll prescribe you painkillers for medication for a while. You can go anytime” nodded the doctor. “Thanks” Tom replied.
Doug and Tom were at Rocket Dogs. “Oh, Doug my head is killing me!” moaned Tom. “Did you take the painkillers?” asked Doug “yeah but it’s not working very well” Tom shut his eyes and rubbed his head. “If it carries on like that, your gonna have to get checked out” said Doug worriedly. “It feels like I had been hit on the head by a hammer! No, constantly hitting my head with a hammer” Tom corrected. “At least Fuller is giving you time off. Maybe you could take more painkillers” Doug suggested. “Overdose myself? What a great suggestion!” Tom rolled his eyes. Tom groaned from the pain “I wanna go home” Tom painfully said. “Ok, shall I ride you home?” asked Doug “yeah, whatever” Tom groaned. Tom got in his car and Doug took the wheel. Doug glanced worriedly at Tom seeing him leaning over and holding his head from pain.
The next day Doug went to see if Tom was any better. “Hey, Tom feeling better?” Doug asked. “I couldn’t even sleep! No I still have a bad headache. It now feels like my brain is being sliced in two!” Tom said holding an ice bag on his forehead. “Nice thought! You really should get checked out at the hospital” said Doug “oh no they would probably remove my brain!” Tom shuddered “that’s ridiculous, or maybe not. I lend you mine!” Doug joked “no, thanks!” Tom laughed “owww!” Tom cried out from the pain.
Doug stayed at Tom’s apartment in case something goes wrong. He went to Tom finding him groaning from the pain under his bedcovers “I got you lunch” Doug pulled away the bedcover. Tom sat up “urh…thanks” Tom picked up his sandwich. “What’s in this?” Tom asked. “Ham” Doug answered. “You sliced a big chunk!” Tom took out the big chunk of ham from the bread. “Oh I’m sorry if I’m not the best sandwich maker - eat it!” Doug put the chunk of ham back in the bread “I’m not now you’ve touched it” Tom pushed it away. Doug rolled his eyes “I shall do your horrid microwave dinners then” Doug got up.
After a few hours his headache got a little better. “Oh, wow what a miracle, my headache is better!” smiled Tom. “That’s good news. Maybe you just had to get used to the painkillers for it to work” explained Doug.
The next day Tom’s headache was gone and he went back to work at the chapel. “Good to see you Tom” Harry said patting him on the back. Tom was at his desk eating a tuna salad for dinner. He felt the pain in his brain growing back again “oh no!” he put his head in his hands. “Are you ok?” asked Judy. Tom looked up “f**king great babe, you free?” Tom gave a dirty smile. Is he joking around? Judy thought “free? You mean you want lunch with me?” asked Judy “free to y’know…” Tom smiled and raised his eyebrows. Judy shook her head and walked away. Tom saw a man walk by “hey, your shoes untied” said Tom. The man looked down “ha, ha got you there you doofus” Tom laughed. “You should have some respect” the man said “whatever, don’t you ever wash? You stink” said Tom nastily. The man walked off “yeah you better run!” Tom threatened. Doug went to Tom “have you seen my pen?” Doug asked “do you think I f**king care, Penhall?” Tom nastily said “I was only asking. Is your head hurting again?” Doug asked. “Your head will hurt in a minute, when I knock you out. Just f**king get outta my sight, I hate looking at you” Tom spat. Doug stepped back offended and walked off. Tom felt his headache coming back again. Tom wondered why Doug hasn’t been talking to him all day. “Doug? Doug!” Tom caught up with Doug when it was time to go home “why haven’t you been talking to me all day?” Tom asked. “You know why” Doug mumbled “err, actually I don’t” replied Tom. “You were in one of your moods again” said Doug “well, yeah the pain had been too much to bare but I didn’t take it out on you” said Tom. “sure” Doug replied.
The next day Tom was doing paperwork at his desk when once again the headache came back “what’s wrong with me?” Tom cried out. He groaned and put his head down. “Tom?” Doug shook Tom’s shoulder “get the f**k of me!” Tom shouted “sorry, I just wanted to know if you’re ok. Do you want to meet some women at the pub tonight, if that’s ok?” Doug asked “oh, god Doug as if you would ever manage to get a girlfriend. Ha! Look at you!” Tom looked at him up and down “don’t be so nasty! If it’s because of your headache, then please watch your mouth!” said Doug angrily. “Shut the f**k up asshole. Stop embarrassing yourself trying to find a hot looking lady; you’re wasting your time. Now get outta my face, before I arrange it!” Tom said nastily. “Why are you being so mean?” Doug asked “ha, ha I like being mean” Tom smiled slyly. “What’s going on?” Judy asked. “Woo Misses hot looking lady again. Where is your whorehouse?” Tom grinned. Judy slapped him across the face “how dare you!” she cried out. “Ooh whore how much is it to go all the way?” Tom raised his eyebrows up and down. “Uh!” Judy cried out and walked off. “What is it with you?!” Doug shouted. “Piss off” Tom replied.
“Tom! In my office!” Captain Fuller boomed. Tom walked in Fuller’s office confused about what it’s all about. He looked and Judy folding her arms and glaring at him. “What’s this about, coach?” Tom asked. “Judy had said you have said bad things to her, somewhat unsuitable. Why is that?” Fuller questioned. “Err…what? This is some joke right?” Tom laughed. “It’s not a laughing matter!” Fuller shouted. “Huh? You really think I said nasty things to Judy?” Tom asked confused. “Of course you did, don’t lie!” Judy shouted. “Well, you’re the one who is lying because I definitely didn’t say anything to you. And that’s the truth” Tom said. “You liar! You said crap about me being a whore, I’m not!” Judy shouted. “What? I would never think of you as that, I never said anything!” Tom protested. “Tom, you’re not going out of this office until you admit it. Judy would never lie, I believe her” Fuller said sternly. “You believe I would call her a whore? C’mon there must be some mistake” Tom whined. “You are suspended” Fuller announced. “What?! For something I didn’t do?!” Tom said upset. “Get out of here, Tom” Fuller commanded. Tom dropped his mouth open and walked out anyway. What the hell is going on? Tom thought.
Tom rang Doug later on in the day “Doug? It’s me Tom” “what do you want?!” “Are you angry?” “Yes” “with who?” “You” “I didn’t say anything to Judy and I got suspended. Can you come over later? I gotta go coz I seem to be burning my cake! See you”.
Doug didn’t want to see Tom because of the nasty stuff he said but went anyway so he can find out why he said these nasty things. “Hi Doug” Tom greeted at the door. “You were real nasty this morning” Doug said. Tom looked at him confused. “What’s going on?” Tom asked. “I was gonna ask the same question. You have been a real bastard” said Doug. “Hey, hey I never said anything to Judy” Tom said. “I was there remember? And also saying nasty stuff to me” Doug accused. “Oh, god I’m so confused. I don’t remember anything about saying nasty stuff” Tom sat down. “You mean, you don’t remember saying those things?” Doug asked. “No, not at all” replied Tom. “Could you have…amnesia or something?” Doug suggested. “What did I say?” asked Tom. “You said I wasn’t good for women and called Judy a whore” remembered Doug. Tom stood up “that is nasty!” Tom said disgusted “but how can it be amnesia when I remember everything but have I don’t know have, two sides?” said Tom confused. “Two sides? You have a mean side and a nice side. Wow, like split personalities or something” “Oh god Doug I’m so confused and scared. Am I a mentally mad?” “No, your not mad” “but I don’t remember a thing about – what you call Mr. Nasty. Who is he? People who have had this thing happen they say they had created the guy and I would never create a guy like that. I mean, calling Judy a whore and saying you’re not good for women? I can’t believe that other guy made me say that. It’s so weird, the guy controls my body?!” Tom said hysterically “oh my god, is this gonna be with me forever? I meet nice people and then suddenly I call them horrid names?” Tom gave out a cry of pain when he felt the headache coming back again. “Tom, what’s the matter?” Doug asked, seeing Tom shut his eyes tight and rubbing his head. “It’s hurting again, isn’t it?” said Doug. Tom looked up as the pain went away “quit staring at me you f**king sh*t” Tom said nastily “why did you say that?” Doug asked confused “because you are a f**king sh*t” replied Tom “Tom…is that you?” Doug stared at him “what the f**k do you mean by that? I wanna to kill you, you rotten bastard” Tom took out his gun. “T-tom put the gun down” Doug stammered. Tom pulled the trigger. “Tom! Put the gun down!” Doug commanded. “Bye, bye!” Tom smiled evilly. Doug quickly ducked and pushed Tom over and grabbed the gun off him. Tom sent a blow of his fist in Doug’s cheek. Doug kicked him in the stomach and pinned him down “stop it!!” Doug shouted. “Get the f**k off me!!” Tom shouted. “Sorry I have to do this” Doug whacked the gun on the side of Tom head and Tom fell unconscious. Tom opened his eyes again. “Oh no, not you again” said Doug. “Doug? Why are you on top of me? Ouch, my head!” Tom cried out. Doug got off him “Tom?” he asked. “Yes it’s me. What happened?” Tom swayed. “You tried to kill me so I tried to knock you out” explained Doug. “I god, tried to kill you?! I am mad; I don’t know what to do!” Tom cried out. “I think we should get you checked out at the doctors” Doug suggested. Tom nodded “I want everything to be normal again. But what if they decide to take me away? Please don’t take me away Doug” Tom begged. “Take you where?” Doug asked “the mental hospital” Tom answered. “No Tom, I won’t let them” Doug assured. “But you will” Tom put his head down. “Of course not! You’re my best friend!” said Doug “we’ll take you to the doctors first thing in the morning and I promise they won’t take you away” Doug promised.
The next day Doug and Tom went to the doctors together. “There is still a swelling in his brain” the doctor looked at the X-ray photograph “once it’s gone hopefully his other personality will go away” the doctor explained. “Is that for certain?” Doug asked. “I don’t know for sure maybe luckily he will return to normal. It can either be like that forever or the other personality would take over, then the mental hospital is the only answer” the doctor explained to Doug and looked at Tom. Tom didn’t like what he was hearing. He walked out the door. Doug followed him and Tom sat down. “I’m sorry Tom” said Doug, Tom started sobbing. “Tom, don’t cry” Doug put his arm round Tom. “I don’t know who I am!” Tom cried “what if it goes on like that forever and what if I wouldn’t be me anymore if the other personality takes over?!” Tom sobbed. “Tom, there is a chance you could return as normal” Doug soothed. Tom wiped his eyes and swallowed “I’m so scared” Tom took a deep breath and looked at Doug “I want to go back to the chapel” Tom announced. “Are you sure? You’re ill” said Doug. “I know but I have to tell Fuller the reason behind this, I need to apologise to Judy and I want you to look after me when that other personality comes back and cause trouble” Tom looked at Doug for an answer. “Sure, ok” Doug agreed.
Doug is in fuller’s office in the chapel. “You are telling me Tom has two sides?” Fuller looked at Doug, shocked. “Yeah, it’s kinda strange but yeah. Can he come back?” Doug asked. “I don’t know… I put him on desk duty until he is fully recovered” said Fuller. Doug looked away because he didn’t know if Tom will ever return as Tom.
“I’m sorry Jude. My excuse is weird but it’s true. It wasn’t me who said those things to you, it was someone else. I err, have two sides” Tom waited for her response but she carried on working with her paperwork. “No, really, you know when I had that accident and it caused damage to my brain?” Judy looked up “oh, god!” Judy cried out, shocked. “Yeah, I’m sorry the other guy said those things to you. Next time he bothers you, slap him” Tom imitated a slap. “I did” Judy said. “Ok… then dig your nails into his face” Tom suggested. “That would hurt you!” Judy cried out. “It would hurt him, but when I come back – ouch!” Tom empathised. A man tapped him on the shoulder “are you going to apologise?” the man said crossly. “I’m so very sorry, want some lunch with me later?” Tom suggested. The man looked at him weirdly “you were real nasty to me the other day” “I apologise. It wasn’t me though it was what you call him, the bastard. I have two sides” Tom announced. Tom took out a warning medical alert card from his pocket “see”. The man took a few steps back and walked away. “Hey, where are you going?” Tom shook his head. Judy laughed “can I see that card?” “Yeah” Tom passed her the card. “You poor thing” Judy sorrowfully said. “Yeah… it may stay like that forever or I can get better” Tom didn’t want to mention the fact that the other personality could take over. Tom quickly went away from Judy when he felt the headache was coming back again. He went to Doug “my heads hurting” said Tom with his eyes closed and holding his head. Doug guided him “we’ll tell Fuller”. Tom pushed him away “get the f**k off me!” Tom shouted. “Oh d**n” Doug said as he realized he had changed personality. Doug ducked as Tom tried to punch him. Doug quickly pushed Tom against the table and put his hands behind his back to cuff them. “Who are you?” Doug asked “Tom Hanson” laughed Tom evilly. “No you’re not, Tom Hanson is a good guy” Doug grabbed Tom’s shirt “bring him back” Doug commanded. “I’m Tom Hanson, I will always be him” Tom laughed again. “You’re driving me nuts!” Doug slammed him against the wall. Tom spat in his face “f**k you”. Doug wiped the spit off his face and shook him “bring him back!” Doug shouted. Tom gave an evil smile play on his lips. Doug wished he could kill him but he can’t he is still Tom! Doug turned him round and slammed his head face forward against the wall. Tom fell back unconscious. Doug shook Tom “wake up, Tom wake up! Oh d**n”.
Doug put ice against his head. “Should we call the ambulance?” Fuller asked. Tom’s eyes fluttered open “Owww! Doug, did you knock me out again?” Tom moaned. “Sorry, but your personality always comes back once I knock you out” Doug explained. Tom held the ice against his head “you shouldn’t really do that; it might make the swelling worse” “what else can I do?” Doug argued. “Alright, sorry” Tom apologised “I’m gonna get some lunch” said Tom giving the ice bag to Doug. “Where?” Doug asked putting the ice bag on the table. “Rocket Dog’s” answered Tom “ok, let’s go” Doug linked arms with Tom. “Hey, you’re not coming with me” said Tom unlinking “why not? I’ve got to keep my eye on you” Doug stared at Tom. “I like a little space” Tom moved away from Doug. “Huh! You’re getting close to being that other personality” Doug folded his arms. Tom turned away from him angrily and walked off. “Tom, I’m sorry” Doug apologetically called out after him. Doug sighed and stayed where he was.
Tom walked back into the chapel an hour later and Doug rushed to him “I’ve been worried about you, are you ok?” Doug asked “yeah, fine sorry I was angry earlier – my head was hurting” Tom patted Doug on the shoulder.
A few hours later Tom had suddenly changed personality again. Tom threw a chair at Doug but missed when Doug quickly moved away. “I want to kill you! I want to kill every one of Tom’s friends!” Tom screamed. Everyone in the chapel gaped at him in alarm. “Everyone stay calm!” Fuller ordered. “How can we calm down? He is a nutcase!” said one of the Jump Street workers. Tom picked up a pocket knife in his hand “I slice this through your neck and stab you in the eyes” he warned everyone. “I’m preparing to fire” Fuller told Doug “no! It’s Tom, you can’t do that!” Doug lowered Fullers gun. “No, he isn’t Tom, he’s dangerous!” said Fuller. “Bring the other Tom back!” Doug shouted to Tom. “He isn’t gonna come back this time! And even if he somehow manages, he will see all his friends’ dead!” Tom laughed evilly. Tom turned to someone else and Doug lowered down and started crawling on the floor towards Tom, without Tom seeing him. “When I kill everyone…” he looked at Judy “I will rape you” he laughed. Doug quickly pushed him down, removed his knife and cuffed him. “You f**king bastard, let me go!” Tom struggled. Doug pulled him along with all his strength to the little cell in the Jump Street chapel and locked the door. “f**king let me out!” Tom shouted through the bars. “Good, work Doug” said Fuller. Everyone calmed down and went back to work but Tom kept on threatening them. “When is Tom gonna come back?” Judy asked frightened. “I-I don’t know Jude” Doug walked towards Tom in the bars “we want Tom” Doug said to Tom. “He isn’t coming back” Tom glared.
“If he stays like that we gonna have to take him to a mental hospital” Fuller told Doug. “I will shred you all!” Tom aggressively said. Tom held onto his head “Get out of my body!” said the original Tom. Doug stared at Tom “Tom?” “No, it’s my body, heh, heh” “it was mine first!” “Shut it f**ker. I will take over” “no!” “Do you prefer me better? I’m so much cooler than you” “please…” “I plan to kill all your friends! And sh*t, your mom too!” “No!!” “awww poor mama” “stop it!”. Doug came up to Tom “bring Tom back!” “Ha! Which one?” “Doug, help me…” “Shut your trap” “I hate you!” “f**k you” “you don’t exist! I am Tom Hanson, you are nothing!”. The evil Tom punched himself “take that you f**king bastard” and threw himself against the bars “you are small, you are weak!” “No, I’m not!” said the good Tom. The good Tom shut his eyes “you are nothing, I’m Tom Hanson… you are nothing, I’m Tom Hanson” he repeated. Eventually Tom sank to his knees and fell on the floor. “Tom!” Doug cried out. “Be careful, Doug!” warned Judy. Doug opened the cell and rushed to Tom “Tom?” Doug shook him. “Is he alright?” Fuller asked “he’s breathing” assured Doug. Doug picked him up and laid him on the cell bed. “Shall we call the ambulance?” Fuller asked “Yeah, he was pretty bad today” Doug looked at Tom’s pale face. Fuller went to call the ambulance. The ambulance came and took Tom away on a bed.
“The swelling in his brain has died down, so I think he is gonna be ok” the doctor explained. “Can we see him?” Doug asked “yes, you can though he hasn’t awoken yet” the doctor lead the way. Doug, Judy, Harry and Fuller came in Tom’s room. “So lucky his brain swelling had died down, now Hanson can go back being a cop” said Fuller looking at Tom lying on the bed. Tom stirred and opened his eyes. “Tom!” they cried happily. Doug had been worried which side of him had been took over “Tom is that you?” Doug asked. Tom rubbed his eyes “I will kill you all!” he smiled evilly. Doug’s heart sank and everyone else looked at each other. “Ha, ha I’m only joking” said the original Tom. Doug punched him in the arm “that wasn’t funny!” Doug cried angrily. “Sorry, that was pretty mean” Tom apologised rubbing his arm from where Doug punched him. “Are you gonna be ok, now?” Judy asked Tom. “Yeah, so glad too. I went through hell” Tom drank his glass of water “I never forget it” Tom looked at Doug still angry and laughed “sorry Doug! You’ve been a wonderful friend, being there for me”. Doug relaxed “I’m glad you are ok” “I’m still gonna keep my warning medical alert card, its funny!” Tom laughed. Doug got angry again “it’s not funny!” Doug said angrily. “Alright, sorry I’m just relieved. Aww look at your cute angry face!” cooed Tom. “Tom, Leave Doug alone!” Judy laughed. “You had been given some strange humour from that brain swelling haven’t you?” said Fuller. “Hey, it’s meant to be Doug with the strange humour” said Harry. They all looked at each other “uh-oh!”
THE END
Tom was walking down the street when he went round a corner and didn’t see a car coming. The car knocked him off his feet and Tom rolled across the hood and fell back to the floor. “Oh sh*t!” cried out the man who ran him over. The man saw Tom was not moving and shakily pressed 911 on his phone.
Fuller’s phone rang and he picked it up “yeah, calling Jump Street”. “Captain Fuller? Your officer, Tom Hanson had been in a car accident. This is his doctor, Mr. Ash. Will you come and check in?” said the doctor “yes, I’ll be on my way the other officer’s too, if they can come” “yeah, yeah they can come. See you now” the doctor hung up. Fuller puts down the phone with a worried face. “Jude, Doug, Harry come in my office” Fuller called. Doug, Judy and Harry exchanged glances because the sound of Fuller voice seemed upset. “Is something wrong?” Judy quickly asked Fuller as Doug and Harry entered Fuller’s room with her. “Hanson is in hospital, he had been hit by a car” Fuller worriedly said. They stared at Fuller shocked. “Oh, god is he ok?” Doug asked frightened. “I don’t know yet. We have to go see him now immediately” Fuller answered.
They were all at the hospital waiting room including Tom’s mum. They all sat worriedly. “What if my baby’s dead? Why can’t they tell us if he is alive or not?!” Hanson’s mum sobbed. Judy put a comforting arm around Hanson’s mum. They all sat up when a doctor came in “Mr. Hanson?” said the doctor. They all nodded. “Tom is alive. He has three broken ribs and there had been damage to his brain. He is unconscious so when he wakes up we can check if he has any concussion or amnesia. You can see him now if you want” explained the doctor. They all walked in Tom’s room, seeing Tom lying on the bed unconscious. Tom had a bandage round his head. “Lucky the car was at a rather minimal speed, otherwise he wouldn’t make it. People die from car crashes everyday” said the doctor. Hanson’s mum stroked his face “when is he going to wake up?” she asked. “Hopefully soon” replied the doctor.
Three weeks later Tom finally woke up. “Oh, Tom how are you?” cried Judy happily. “Urrhh, I have a headache and I feel sick. Why am I here?!” Tom panicked. “You were hit by a car, you’re gonna be ok” Judy soothed. “Oh cripes am I an idiot? I went through years about being safe on the road!” whined Tom “accidents happen” said Fuller. Doug and Harry came in surprised Tom was awake. “Tom!” Doug rushed to his side. “Hey, Doug” said Tom rubbing his head and finding a bandage was round his head “that’s why I have a splitting headache!” the doctor came to Tom “there had been damage to your brain. Are you remembering things fine?” asked the doctor. “Well, I know my name is Tom Hanson, yeah I remember everything fine except that I had been hit by a car but that’s because it happened so fast” explained Tom. “Alright but we’ll prescribe you painkillers for medication for a while. You can go anytime” nodded the doctor. “Thanks” Tom replied.
Doug and Tom were at Rocket Dogs. “Oh, Doug my head is killing me!” moaned Tom. “Did you take the painkillers?” asked Doug “yeah but it’s not working very well” Tom shut his eyes and rubbed his head. “If it carries on like that, your gonna have to get checked out” said Doug worriedly. “It feels like I had been hit on the head by a hammer! No, constantly hitting my head with a hammer” Tom corrected. “At least Fuller is giving you time off. Maybe you could take more painkillers” Doug suggested. “Overdose myself? What a great suggestion!” Tom rolled his eyes. Tom groaned from the pain “I wanna go home” Tom painfully said. “Ok, shall I ride you home?” asked Doug “yeah, whatever” Tom groaned. Tom got in his car and Doug took the wheel. Doug glanced worriedly at Tom seeing him leaning over and holding his head from pain.
The next day Doug went to see if Tom was any better. “Hey, Tom feeling better?” Doug asked. “I couldn’t even sleep! No I still have a bad headache. It now feels like my brain is being sliced in two!” Tom said holding an ice bag on his forehead. “Nice thought! You really should get checked out at the hospital” said Doug “oh no they would probably remove my brain!” Tom shuddered “that’s ridiculous, or maybe not. I lend you mine!” Doug joked “no, thanks!” Tom laughed “owww!” Tom cried out from the pain.
Doug stayed at Tom’s apartment in case something goes wrong. He went to Tom finding him groaning from the pain under his bedcovers “I got you lunch” Doug pulled away the bedcover. Tom sat up “urh…thanks” Tom picked up his sandwich. “What’s in this?” Tom asked. “Ham” Doug answered. “You sliced a big chunk!” Tom took out the big chunk of ham from the bread. “Oh I’m sorry if I’m not the best sandwich maker - eat it!” Doug put the chunk of ham back in the bread “I’m not now you’ve touched it” Tom pushed it away. Doug rolled his eyes “I shall do your horrid microwave dinners then” Doug got up.
After a few hours his headache got a little better. “Oh, wow what a miracle, my headache is better!” smiled Tom. “That’s good news. Maybe you just had to get used to the painkillers for it to work” explained Doug.
The next day Tom’s headache was gone and he went back to work at the chapel. “Good to see you Tom” Harry said patting him on the back. Tom was at his desk eating a tuna salad for dinner. He felt the pain in his brain growing back again “oh no!” he put his head in his hands. “Are you ok?” asked Judy. Tom looked up “f**king great babe, you free?” Tom gave a dirty smile. Is he joking around? Judy thought “free? You mean you want lunch with me?” asked Judy “free to y’know…” Tom smiled and raised his eyebrows. Judy shook her head and walked away. Tom saw a man walk by “hey, your shoes untied” said Tom. The man looked down “ha, ha got you there you doofus” Tom laughed. “You should have some respect” the man said “whatever, don’t you ever wash? You stink” said Tom nastily. The man walked off “yeah you better run!” Tom threatened. Doug went to Tom “have you seen my pen?” Doug asked “do you think I f**king care, Penhall?” Tom nastily said “I was only asking. Is your head hurting again?” Doug asked. “Your head will hurt in a minute, when I knock you out. Just f**king get outta my sight, I hate looking at you” Tom spat. Doug stepped back offended and walked off. Tom felt his headache coming back again. Tom wondered why Doug hasn’t been talking to him all day. “Doug? Doug!” Tom caught up with Doug when it was time to go home “why haven’t you been talking to me all day?” Tom asked. “You know why” Doug mumbled “err, actually I don’t” replied Tom. “You were in one of your moods again” said Doug “well, yeah the pain had been too much to bare but I didn’t take it out on you” said Tom. “sure” Doug replied.
The next day Tom was doing paperwork at his desk when once again the headache came back “what’s wrong with me?” Tom cried out. He groaned and put his head down. “Tom?” Doug shook Tom’s shoulder “get the f**k of me!” Tom shouted “sorry, I just wanted to know if you’re ok. Do you want to meet some women at the pub tonight, if that’s ok?” Doug asked “oh, god Doug as if you would ever manage to get a girlfriend. Ha! Look at you!” Tom looked at him up and down “don’t be so nasty! If it’s because of your headache, then please watch your mouth!” said Doug angrily. “Shut the f**k up asshole. Stop embarrassing yourself trying to find a hot looking lady; you’re wasting your time. Now get outta my face, before I arrange it!” Tom said nastily. “Why are you being so mean?” Doug asked “ha, ha I like being mean” Tom smiled slyly. “What’s going on?” Judy asked. “Woo Misses hot looking lady again. Where is your whorehouse?” Tom grinned. Judy slapped him across the face “how dare you!” she cried out. “Ooh whore how much is it to go all the way?” Tom raised his eyebrows up and down. “Uh!” Judy cried out and walked off. “What is it with you?!” Doug shouted. “Piss off” Tom replied.
“Tom! In my office!” Captain Fuller boomed. Tom walked in Fuller’s office confused about what it’s all about. He looked and Judy folding her arms and glaring at him. “What’s this about, coach?” Tom asked. “Judy had said you have said bad things to her, somewhat unsuitable. Why is that?” Fuller questioned. “Err…what? This is some joke right?” Tom laughed. “It’s not a laughing matter!” Fuller shouted. “Huh? You really think I said nasty things to Judy?” Tom asked confused. “Of course you did, don’t lie!” Judy shouted. “Well, you’re the one who is lying because I definitely didn’t say anything to you. And that’s the truth” Tom said. “You liar! You said crap about me being a whore, I’m not!” Judy shouted. “What? I would never think of you as that, I never said anything!” Tom protested. “Tom, you’re not going out of this office until you admit it. Judy would never lie, I believe her” Fuller said sternly. “You believe I would call her a whore? C’mon there must be some mistake” Tom whined. “You are suspended” Fuller announced. “What?! For something I didn’t do?!” Tom said upset. “Get out of here, Tom” Fuller commanded. Tom dropped his mouth open and walked out anyway. What the hell is going on? Tom thought.
Tom rang Doug later on in the day “Doug? It’s me Tom” “what do you want?!” “Are you angry?” “Yes” “with who?” “You” “I didn’t say anything to Judy and I got suspended. Can you come over later? I gotta go coz I seem to be burning my cake! See you”.
Doug didn’t want to see Tom because of the nasty stuff he said but went anyway so he can find out why he said these nasty things. “Hi Doug” Tom greeted at the door. “You were real nasty this morning” Doug said. Tom looked at him confused. “What’s going on?” Tom asked. “I was gonna ask the same question. You have been a real bastard” said Doug. “Hey, hey I never said anything to Judy” Tom said. “I was there remember? And also saying nasty stuff to me” Doug accused. “Oh, god I’m so confused. I don’t remember anything about saying nasty stuff” Tom sat down. “You mean, you don’t remember saying those things?” Doug asked. “No, not at all” replied Tom. “Could you have…amnesia or something?” Doug suggested. “What did I say?” asked Tom. “You said I wasn’t good for women and called Judy a whore” remembered Doug. Tom stood up “that is nasty!” Tom said disgusted “but how can it be amnesia when I remember everything but have I don’t know have, two sides?” said Tom confused. “Two sides? You have a mean side and a nice side. Wow, like split personalities or something” “Oh god Doug I’m so confused and scared. Am I a mentally mad?” “No, your not mad” “but I don’t remember a thing about – what you call Mr. Nasty. Who is he? People who have had this thing happen they say they had created the guy and I would never create a guy like that. I mean, calling Judy a whore and saying you’re not good for women? I can’t believe that other guy made me say that. It’s so weird, the guy controls my body?!” Tom said hysterically “oh my god, is this gonna be with me forever? I meet nice people and then suddenly I call them horrid names?” Tom gave out a cry of pain when he felt the headache coming back again. “Tom, what’s the matter?” Doug asked, seeing Tom shut his eyes tight and rubbing his head. “It’s hurting again, isn’t it?” said Doug. Tom looked up as the pain went away “quit staring at me you f**king sh*t” Tom said nastily “why did you say that?” Doug asked confused “because you are a f**king sh*t” replied Tom “Tom…is that you?” Doug stared at him “what the f**k do you mean by that? I wanna to kill you, you rotten bastard” Tom took out his gun. “T-tom put the gun down” Doug stammered. Tom pulled the trigger. “Tom! Put the gun down!” Doug commanded. “Bye, bye!” Tom smiled evilly. Doug quickly ducked and pushed Tom over and grabbed the gun off him. Tom sent a blow of his fist in Doug’s cheek. Doug kicked him in the stomach and pinned him down “stop it!!” Doug shouted. “Get the f**k off me!!” Tom shouted. “Sorry I have to do this” Doug whacked the gun on the side of Tom head and Tom fell unconscious. Tom opened his eyes again. “Oh no, not you again” said Doug. “Doug? Why are you on top of me? Ouch, my head!” Tom cried out. Doug got off him “Tom?” he asked. “Yes it’s me. What happened?” Tom swayed. “You tried to kill me so I tried to knock you out” explained Doug. “I god, tried to kill you?! I am mad; I don’t know what to do!” Tom cried out. “I think we should get you checked out at the doctors” Doug suggested. Tom nodded “I want everything to be normal again. But what if they decide to take me away? Please don’t take me away Doug” Tom begged. “Take you where?” Doug asked “the mental hospital” Tom answered. “No Tom, I won’t let them” Doug assured. “But you will” Tom put his head down. “Of course not! You’re my best friend!” said Doug “we’ll take you to the doctors first thing in the morning and I promise they won’t take you away” Doug promised.
The next day Doug and Tom went to the doctors together. “There is still a swelling in his brain” the doctor looked at the X-ray photograph “once it’s gone hopefully his other personality will go away” the doctor explained. “Is that for certain?” Doug asked. “I don’t know for sure maybe luckily he will return to normal. It can either be like that forever or the other personality would take over, then the mental hospital is the only answer” the doctor explained to Doug and looked at Tom. Tom didn’t like what he was hearing. He walked out the door. Doug followed him and Tom sat down. “I’m sorry Tom” said Doug, Tom started sobbing. “Tom, don’t cry” Doug put his arm round Tom. “I don’t know who I am!” Tom cried “what if it goes on like that forever and what if I wouldn’t be me anymore if the other personality takes over?!” Tom sobbed. “Tom, there is a chance you could return as normal” Doug soothed. Tom wiped his eyes and swallowed “I’m so scared” Tom took a deep breath and looked at Doug “I want to go back to the chapel” Tom announced. “Are you sure? You’re ill” said Doug. “I know but I have to tell Fuller the reason behind this, I need to apologise to Judy and I want you to look after me when that other personality comes back and cause trouble” Tom looked at Doug for an answer. “Sure, ok” Doug agreed.
Doug is in fuller’s office in the chapel. “You are telling me Tom has two sides?” Fuller looked at Doug, shocked. “Yeah, it’s kinda strange but yeah. Can he come back?” Doug asked. “I don’t know… I put him on desk duty until he is fully recovered” said Fuller. Doug looked away because he didn’t know if Tom will ever return as Tom.
“I’m sorry Jude. My excuse is weird but it’s true. It wasn’t me who said those things to you, it was someone else. I err, have two sides” Tom waited for her response but she carried on working with her paperwork. “No, really, you know when I had that accident and it caused damage to my brain?” Judy looked up “oh, god!” Judy cried out, shocked. “Yeah, I’m sorry the other guy said those things to you. Next time he bothers you, slap him” Tom imitated a slap. “I did” Judy said. “Ok… then dig your nails into his face” Tom suggested. “That would hurt you!” Judy cried out. “It would hurt him, but when I come back – ouch!” Tom empathised. A man tapped him on the shoulder “are you going to apologise?” the man said crossly. “I’m so very sorry, want some lunch with me later?” Tom suggested. The man looked at him weirdly “you were real nasty to me the other day” “I apologise. It wasn’t me though it was what you call him, the bastard. I have two sides” Tom announced. Tom took out a warning medical alert card from his pocket “see”. The man took a few steps back and walked away. “Hey, where are you going?” Tom shook his head. Judy laughed “can I see that card?” “Yeah” Tom passed her the card. “You poor thing” Judy sorrowfully said. “Yeah… it may stay like that forever or I can get better” Tom didn’t want to mention the fact that the other personality could take over. Tom quickly went away from Judy when he felt the headache was coming back again. He went to Doug “my heads hurting” said Tom with his eyes closed and holding his head. Doug guided him “we’ll tell Fuller”. Tom pushed him away “get the f**k off me!” Tom shouted. “Oh d**n” Doug said as he realized he had changed personality. Doug ducked as Tom tried to punch him. Doug quickly pushed Tom against the table and put his hands behind his back to cuff them. “Who are you?” Doug asked “Tom Hanson” laughed Tom evilly. “No you’re not, Tom Hanson is a good guy” Doug grabbed Tom’s shirt “bring him back” Doug commanded. “I’m Tom Hanson, I will always be him” Tom laughed again. “You’re driving me nuts!” Doug slammed him against the wall. Tom spat in his face “f**k you”. Doug wiped the spit off his face and shook him “bring him back!” Doug shouted. Tom gave an evil smile play on his lips. Doug wished he could kill him but he can’t he is still Tom! Doug turned him round and slammed his head face forward against the wall. Tom fell back unconscious. Doug shook Tom “wake up, Tom wake up! Oh d**n”.
Doug put ice against his head. “Should we call the ambulance?” Fuller asked. Tom’s eyes fluttered open “Owww! Doug, did you knock me out again?” Tom moaned. “Sorry, but your personality always comes back once I knock you out” Doug explained. Tom held the ice against his head “you shouldn’t really do that; it might make the swelling worse” “what else can I do?” Doug argued. “Alright, sorry” Tom apologised “I’m gonna get some lunch” said Tom giving the ice bag to Doug. “Where?” Doug asked putting the ice bag on the table. “Rocket Dog’s” answered Tom “ok, let’s go” Doug linked arms with Tom. “Hey, you’re not coming with me” said Tom unlinking “why not? I’ve got to keep my eye on you” Doug stared at Tom. “I like a little space” Tom moved away from Doug. “Huh! You’re getting close to being that other personality” Doug folded his arms. Tom turned away from him angrily and walked off. “Tom, I’m sorry” Doug apologetically called out after him. Doug sighed and stayed where he was.
Tom walked back into the chapel an hour later and Doug rushed to him “I’ve been worried about you, are you ok?” Doug asked “yeah, fine sorry I was angry earlier – my head was hurting” Tom patted Doug on the shoulder.
A few hours later Tom had suddenly changed personality again. Tom threw a chair at Doug but missed when Doug quickly moved away. “I want to kill you! I want to kill every one of Tom’s friends!” Tom screamed. Everyone in the chapel gaped at him in alarm. “Everyone stay calm!” Fuller ordered. “How can we calm down? He is a nutcase!” said one of the Jump Street workers. Tom picked up a pocket knife in his hand “I slice this through your neck and stab you in the eyes” he warned everyone. “I’m preparing to fire” Fuller told Doug “no! It’s Tom, you can’t do that!” Doug lowered Fullers gun. “No, he isn’t Tom, he’s dangerous!” said Fuller. “Bring the other Tom back!” Doug shouted to Tom. “He isn’t gonna come back this time! And even if he somehow manages, he will see all his friends’ dead!” Tom laughed evilly. Tom turned to someone else and Doug lowered down and started crawling on the floor towards Tom, without Tom seeing him. “When I kill everyone…” he looked at Judy “I will rape you” he laughed. Doug quickly pushed him down, removed his knife and cuffed him. “You f**king bastard, let me go!” Tom struggled. Doug pulled him along with all his strength to the little cell in the Jump Street chapel and locked the door. “f**king let me out!” Tom shouted through the bars. “Good, work Doug” said Fuller. Everyone calmed down and went back to work but Tom kept on threatening them. “When is Tom gonna come back?” Judy asked frightened. “I-I don’t know Jude” Doug walked towards Tom in the bars “we want Tom” Doug said to Tom. “He isn’t coming back” Tom glared.
“If he stays like that we gonna have to take him to a mental hospital” Fuller told Doug. “I will shred you all!” Tom aggressively said. Tom held onto his head “Get out of my body!” said the original Tom. Doug stared at Tom “Tom?” “No, it’s my body, heh, heh” “it was mine first!” “Shut it f**ker. I will take over” “no!” “Do you prefer me better? I’m so much cooler than you” “please…” “I plan to kill all your friends! And sh*t, your mom too!” “No!!” “awww poor mama” “stop it!”. Doug came up to Tom “bring Tom back!” “Ha! Which one?” “Doug, help me…” “Shut your trap” “I hate you!” “f**k you” “you don’t exist! I am Tom Hanson, you are nothing!”. The evil Tom punched himself “take that you f**king bastard” and threw himself against the bars “you are small, you are weak!” “No, I’m not!” said the good Tom. The good Tom shut his eyes “you are nothing, I’m Tom Hanson… you are nothing, I’m Tom Hanson” he repeated. Eventually Tom sank to his knees and fell on the floor. “Tom!” Doug cried out. “Be careful, Doug!” warned Judy. Doug opened the cell and rushed to Tom “Tom?” Doug shook him. “Is he alright?” Fuller asked “he’s breathing” assured Doug. Doug picked him up and laid him on the cell bed. “Shall we call the ambulance?” Fuller asked “Yeah, he was pretty bad today” Doug looked at Tom’s pale face. Fuller went to call the ambulance. The ambulance came and took Tom away on a bed.
“The swelling in his brain has died down, so I think he is gonna be ok” the doctor explained. “Can we see him?” Doug asked “yes, you can though he hasn’t awoken yet” the doctor lead the way. Doug, Judy, Harry and Fuller came in Tom’s room. “So lucky his brain swelling had died down, now Hanson can go back being a cop” said Fuller looking at Tom lying on the bed. Tom stirred and opened his eyes. “Tom!” they cried happily. Doug had been worried which side of him had been took over “Tom is that you?” Doug asked. Tom rubbed his eyes “I will kill you all!” he smiled evilly. Doug’s heart sank and everyone else looked at each other. “Ha, ha I’m only joking” said the original Tom. Doug punched him in the arm “that wasn’t funny!” Doug cried angrily. “Sorry, that was pretty mean” Tom apologised rubbing his arm from where Doug punched him. “Are you gonna be ok, now?” Judy asked Tom. “Yeah, so glad too. I went through hell” Tom drank his glass of water “I never forget it” Tom looked at Doug still angry and laughed “sorry Doug! You’ve been a wonderful friend, being there for me”. Doug relaxed “I’m glad you are ok” “I’m still gonna keep my warning medical alert card, its funny!” Tom laughed. Doug got angry again “it’s not funny!” Doug said angrily. “Alright, sorry I’m just relieved. Aww look at your cute angry face!” cooed Tom. “Tom, Leave Doug alone!” Judy laughed. “You had been given some strange humour from that brain swelling haven’t you?” said Fuller. “Hey, it’s meant to be Doug with the strange humour” said Harry. They all looked at each other “uh-oh!”
THE END