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Post by depplyheaven on Apr 19, 2005 18:27:17 GMT -5
people on boats:just look at her,gibbs!a fine fat merchant ship just begging to be plundered by the deaded pirate crew of the black pearl! *sniff*sniff* does she pass your sniff test then captain jack? jack:she does indeed,i smell gold- - and lots of it! guy with jack:give the word and we'll open fire.
(more tomorrow)
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Post by depplyheaven on Apr 23, 2005 9:21:04 GMT -5
(i went on a fieldtrip so i couldnt finish it)
jack:let's just have a little look-see first.....excellent!there's nobody on deck but some fancy-dress ladies!prepare to *urkkkk*you know it may just be possible that we have stumbled into a bit of a trap...better change that attack order to something like,"prepare to repel borders." guy with jack:aye! bad guy1:let's say hello to our captain,lads!open fire- -all cannons! noise:KA-THWOOOOOOOOOM! jack:looks like my former mates still haven't forgiven me for spoiling their plan to break the curse that's upon them.there's a fog rolling up!disenage- -we'll make a run for it! another guy with jack on ship:but how can we fight them- -they ain't even alive?! noise:BROOOOM! jack:load your guns with chain shot!aim for their rigging- -we must slow them down! girl with jack:way ahead of you,jack! bad guy2:yarrrrr!we shall take down their sails- -and their sailors too! badguy1:shiver me tembers! jack:farewell my old friends!no doubt you will always remember this as the day you almost got your revenge on captain jack sparrow! badguy3:they're moving away.was that part of the plan?it seemed like such a good plan- -what with the pretty dresses and all... (more tomorrow)
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Post by depplyheaven on Apr 24, 2005 16:36:02 GMT -5
(soon.....) guy with jack:looks like we've given those bilge rats the slip! girl with jack:they should know better than to try and trick good old jack! jack:it was a trick all right,but the bait was real!they stole that merchant ship- -and it is loaded with gold.my nose is never wrong about these things!i want that ship.but i want them off first!set a new course,gibbs- -we're going back! guy with jack:have you lost your mind,jack? girl with jack:every pirate has an equal vote- -why should we agree to such a foolish plan? (i found out the girl with jack,her name is anamaria) jack:anamaria my dear- -you'll just have to trust me! (later,the black pearl slides up behind the merchant ship once again.as the fog clears,the moonlight shows jack's old crew for what they really are...) badguy2:why are you still in that silly dress? badguy1:it's a lot more comfortable than my pirate gear,that's all! badguy3:excellent!once again,jack's greed has gotten the better of his judgement! badguy4:sail ho!it's the pearl! badguy2:hold your fire!let them come nice and close!we won't let jack slip through our fingers this time! badguy1:look!they're firing chain shot at us again! badguy2:stand fast!that means they'll be aiming for our rigging- -for all the good it will do them! badguy1:URRRRKKKK!pop!(his eyeball fell out) badguy4: of course- -i could be wrong about that... badguy1:blast!seawater is bound to ruin this nice dress! badguy2:take cover mates!they're tryin' to drag us all overboard! (more tomorrow)
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Post by depplyheaven on Apr 24, 2005 16:58:53 GMT -5
badguy5:attack!for captain jack- -and the prize! badguy4:arrrr! jack:send 'em all over the side me hearties!let the fish pick at their inhuman bones! bad guy4:you once tasted the cursethat binds us to this shadowy existence- -i'll bet now you're sorry you gave it up!no! jack:actually- -a good pirate is never sorry for anything!thanks,luv! anamaria:a true pleasure! jack:double thanks,since it was your luck with the chain shot that inspired this little plan!of course,it did require a leader of vision such as myself to see its full potential... (soon...) jack:that's the last of the bony old beggars! guy with jack:do you think this finally the end for them,jack? ("not very likely.but i can promise you that they won't be bothering us for quite awhile."we've got their ship,and it's a very long walk back to dry land!"
~THE END!!!!!!~
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Post by erratic[Erica] on Apr 24, 2005 17:07:51 GMT -5
Depplyheaven got that outta a Disney magizine
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Post by depplyheaven on Apr 24, 2005 18:42:52 GMT -5
i love that comic cuz 1 thing it is about johnny
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