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Post by WolfGirl//_* on Jan 12, 2008 18:03:01 GMT -5
As I walk down the street I think about what i will become when I leave this place and go to the grocery store to buy some hard, strong liquor. WOW! This is going to be one of the greatest nights out of my life, but not sure if i can move my feet fast enough to make it to the next show before everyone leaves, but i can definitely smell the stench of a weird looking pickle sitting on the bench, smoking dope. So i go to it and say, excuse me may i have a smell of that horribly dirty nasty colorful snail which just deposited some disgusting ugly? Then suddenly it leaped into my lap and started bootyshaking. This got me a little disgusted so I screamed at the old man that had removed his trousers and his lollies. He proceeded by touching my nose with his little pale finger which smelled like really bad eggs.....He then started to remove my Wig then he placed it on his head shouting "I'm a lunatic LOOK AT MY WIG IT HAS LICE". Then he gently put his hand on my head and he said,"I like you, Be my gimp?" So I got into his large trousers and burned a hole through the butt part. I then stuck my hand in poo. So I wipe it on my cheek. There's nutritious minerals in the liquid on my fat head. My little Adam walked up,singing "Fa la la Johnny Depp is a sexy man who wants me!!!". Suddnely there was Johnny!!! He said "OF COURSE I WILL HAVE REALTIONS WITH THE ONE IN FRONT OF ME AND THEN WE SHALL HAVE LOTS OF BABIES!!!" I stood there totally amazed by the size of his huge prickly mustache. Then he took my hand and put it right above his slimey little nose and we kissed. He then touched my arm and reached for my ass. I felt his member on me. i sighed and went to kiss his neck . He then whispered in my ear, " I love you!" i coudlnt believe this was going to end with his hands up
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Post by missdepp4eva on Apr 13, 2008 19:26:07 GMT -5
As I walk down the street I think about what i will become when I leave this place and go to the grocery store to buy some hard, strong liquor. WOW! This is going to be one of the greatest nights out of my life, but not sure if i can move my feet fast enough to make it to the next show before everyone leaves, but i can definitely smell the stench of a weird looking pickle sitting on the bench, smoking dope. So i go to it and say, excuse me may i have a smell of that horribly dirty nasty colorful snail which just deposited some disgusting ugly? Then suddenly it leaped into my lap and started bootyshaking. This got me a little disgusted so I screamed at the old man that had removed his trousers and his lollies. He proceeded by touching my nose with his little pale finger which smelled like really bad eggs.....He then started to remove my Wig then he placed it on his head shouting "I'm a lunatic LOOK AT MY WIG IT HAS LICE". Then he gently put his hand on my head and he said,"I like you, Be my gimp?" So I got into his large trousers and burned a hole through the butt part. I then stuck my hand in poo. So I wipe it on my cheek. There's nutritious minerals in the liquid on my fat head. My little Adam walked up,singing "Fa la la Johnny Depp is a sexy man who wants me!!!". Suddnely there was Johnny!!! He said "OF COURSE I WILL HAVE REALTIONS WITH THE ONE IN FRONT OF ME AND THEN WE SHALL HAVE LOTS OF BABIES!!!" I stood there totally amazed by the size of his huge prickly mustache. Then he took my hand and put it right above his slimey little nose and we kissed. He then touched my arm and reached for my ass. I felt his member on me. i sighed and went to kiss his neck . He then whispered in my ear, " I love you!" i coudlnt believe this was going to end with his hands up my short skirt
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