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Post by Another Lost Angel on Jun 9, 2007 15:28:34 GMT -5
;D
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Post by ×Daniiellaa. on Jun 9, 2007 15:33:11 GMT -5
Haha i love it ;D
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Post by deppislove on Jun 9, 2007 19:01:08 GMT -5
heres one i think haha
i married a johnny depp fangirl
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Post by gemmadepp on Jul 26, 2007 11:44:31 GMT -5
ha lol.... these are so funny
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Post by gemmadepp on Jul 26, 2007 11:44:52 GMT -5
ha lol.... these are so funny
cant think of one
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Post by Jenny Depp on Oct 23, 2007 15:17:17 GMT -5
okay, i confess. it is my intention to comandeer one of these boards pick up a crew in EJ chat, stare at, adore, drool over and otherwise obsess over Johnny like mental!!!!!
there, that wasn't so bad, was it?
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Post by Spoons on Mar 14, 2008 16:03:32 GMT -5
You see, sir a girl who loves Depp,
his obsessed and loyal fan.
So post a picture or news item
and give the board a more sexy tone
a thread on, perhaps, his massive fame,
but first girl, I think-
a game.
The funnest we ever played.
You're posting a lot today, MrsDepp?*
'Tis you're discussion catching on
from one fan to the next.
'Tis true that Depp can still inspire
our hearts to feel like they're on fire.
What more
What more could a girl require?
Than Depp, girl?
More than Depp, girl.
What?
Pirates.
Ah, yes, pirates.
Sexy pirates.
Now, then, my link.
Now to your purpose.
Work right,
work quickly.
Pics must be viewed here in haste...
Make links, girl
if they work
you'll be a star member.
OK!
And who shall it be said you're favourite, girl?
His Lord**
Gorgeous, isn't he?
Gorgeous as the actor.
What? What did you say?
Nothing, girl. Nothing.
Sexy pirates.
Commandeering,
sipping on rum,
fighting.
Sexy pirates
are a godsend.
Sexy pirates,
sitting in their quarters
or
standing on the boom.
Something in them
fills a room.
Sexy pirates.
Get arrested.
Stay within you.
Flirting
Stay forever.
Bathing rarely.
Sexy pirates
sexy pirates.
Snuffing out their candles or
blowing up their rum.
Even when they leave in a new ship
they somehow still remain
sexy.
There are
sexy pirates.
In the prisons.
In the brothels.
Compass reading.
Treasure hunting.
Map reading.
How they make a girl swoon.
proof of heaven as we're living.
Yes sexy pirates.
Here's to sexy pirates.
Sexy pirates.
*Generic member of a JD message board.
**Rochester (from The Libertine).
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Post by whoajohnny on Mar 14, 2008 17:50:05 GMT -5
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That was fantastic, well done!! I forgot about this thread, it needs to come back!
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Post by Spoons on Mar 17, 2008 13:32:56 GMT -5
Glad you liked it!
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Post by whoajohnny on Mar 19, 2008 10:14:19 GMT -5
Hahah, oh I did. I'm going to have to do this one day... Hahaha!
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